CORONAVIRUS THE GATHERING "Coronavirus The Gathering" begins with a story that distinguishes it from the lesser films from the #pandemic horror franchise and elevates it by sheer SHOCKING #XiJinping style and acting into something not very #entertaining but compelling and sometimes rather like a #HANNITY Hoax story. It's one thing to see a frightened #StephanieGrisham being taken for a ride in a carriage by screaming #JerryFalwellJr who has picked up Satan along the way as it is to see the carriage bouncing from a #StormyDaniels spanking that has been modeled on porn from the porn hub school of spank. This is the best-looking #horrorfilm since #Ivanka's"#Dracula." It is not, however, titled "#WashingtonIrving's #SleepyHollow," perhaps because the story has been altered all out of recognition from the Irving #classic. Perhaps not. No power on earth could persuade me to reread the original and find out. What it depends upon is #DonaldTrump's gift for bizarre and eccentric special Political effects, and a superb performance by #DanPatrick, who discards Nana to save his 401k never having learned or thought about #IchabodCrane and starts from scratch.
#staysafe #stayhome #washyourhands
#DonaldTrumpJr plays Crane at the "dawn of a new #millennium," he's confusing the roll-over of 1800 with the transition to the 2020s. Its time to engage barbaric torture he believes, and bring the system up to date with improved methods of Blunderschnot violent #Virus action. He sees himself as a spokesperson of the new order, and a #NewYork pimp, impatient with his hookers constant interruptions, he banishes them to the upstate hamlet of Sleepy Hollow, where there has been an #outbreak of Coronavirus. Let them practice prostitution there.
As the hookers journeys north, the #movie casts its visual spell. This is among other things an absolutely lovely #film, with #production design by #TrishRegan art direction and cinematography that create a distinctive place for the imagination. Hardly a shot looks realistic, and some look cheerfully contrived #FakeNews #FoxNews comes to mind. I loved the shot where mist extinguishes the torches that have been lit by the night watch